Tuesday, May 6, 2008

I ate her

when the kids were 4, 6, and 8. I was cleaning the 6 yr. olds room, I had walked out of the room and gone down the hallway into another bedroom for a second when I heard screaming coming from the 6 yr olds room, it was my 4 yr old, apparently she had walked in the room looking for mommy and the 6 yr old told her, as she was sitting on the bed rubbing her belly, yummmmmy I ate her and she was delicious!!

sorry mister officer

when my children were 3, 6, 8 yrs old. the only vehicle I had was a standard cab pickup truck. which meant all four of us would have to fit on the bench seat to go grocery shopping if I couldnt find a babysitter. As we were almost to the the grocery
store I was pulled over by an officer, the officer wanted to know if they were all wearing seatbelts, and I trying to explain it was my only vehicle and needed food,my middle child yells out in a squeaky voice " I dont have a seatbelt on! my mommy said it would be okay just this once because we needed food, but I dont have a seatbelt
and im sitting nice!" I did not get a ticket, the officer was very nice as he was laughing, and needless to say the was the first and last time I did that.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

the lizard

when my daughter was 4 she was walking around with an old wallet of mine and I noticed several times while glancing over at her, she was fixated on something that she had placed in it. I walked closer to her and looked over her into the wallet and she had put a small dead lizard in the wallet and appeared to be playing with it! I quikly grabbed it and asked her why she would be playing with it and put it in her wallet and she replied " because mommy the live ones run away and wont play with me!"

underpants

When my cousin was about 8, my aunt didnt notice any of his underwear in the laundry while doing the weekly laundry, she asked him why, he had no reply so she told him he was to put a new pair of underwear on everyday. at the end of the second week on laundry day still none of his underwear were in the laundry, so she asked him if he had been putting a clean pair on everyday, he replied with a yes, she asked where they all were and he pulled his pants down and she noticed he had on seven pairs one right on top of the other!